Today, I’m Just A Kid!

Just like any other job, working in television is stressful and comes with the added stress of viewers recognizing you in public. Hannah Brown is a TV personality we know from "The Bachelorette" and as the winner of the 28th season of "Dancing with the Stars."

Regardless of one's job and social status, Disneyland is always a magical place for a vacation. Here, we see Brown, jumping in glee, just as a child would, at the happiest place on earth. She looks super cute with her Minnie Mouse headband, and we love her for channeling her inner child. It was good to see her outside the topics of dating and intimacy.

Ariel Winter Stealing The Spotlight

Even though Disneyland has strict dress codes, people can occasionally sneak past the checkpoint and enter the park. But did this person get any privilege because she's a celebrity? If you didn't already know, the girl in the photo is the "Modern Family" actress, Ariel Winter.

Winter is already connected to Disney because she is the voice behind the title character of the show "Sofia the First." Having been born in 1998, Winter is still young. However, all adults need to note that not only is attire like the one above distracting but also indecent to wear around children.

An Enjoyable Ride In Many Ways

Despite wearing clothes decent enough to get you past the checking point at the entrance, these girls appeared not-so-decent deep inside the park. We bet they didn't know their precious bits were out and about. Of course, we're referring to their locks. What did you think it was?

It could be their mane or something else, but this picture proves that it's always best to be covered and secured when visiting a theme park. On a different note, how is that girl in the middle blowing a bubblegum bubble under that speed and pressure up in the air? Perhaps chewing gum helps calm her nerves.

Missed The Memo On Dress Code

Like Disneyland's strict regulations when it comes to smoking, the park authorities are also vigilant about attire, particularly for adults. Their website contains a lengthy guide of dos and don'ts in regard to apparel, but they've clearly prioritized the comfort of their visitors. However, that doesn't mean you're allowed to wander almost bare inside an entertainment park that mainly revolves around children.

In addition to unanticipated restrictions like wedding attire and more predictable ones like bikinis and excessively ripped clothing (like the shorts donned by the girls in the photos above) are also forbidden. Sure, California is sunny, but covering up at least half of their bodies wouldn't hurt anyone.

A Modern Minnie Mouse

According to the "Themed Entertainment Association," Disneyland deals with an estimated 51K visitors every day. This means it's a ground of diversity with all types of people from all over the world. It could even be a place for people to find dates because who wouldn't want to pursue a beautiful woman like this?

But this isn't just any woman who could be pursued easily. She is a Russian model and social media personality who lives close by in Los Angeles. That explains this perfect photograph, probably captured to go on the 'Gram. However, her Minnie headband might be the only part of her attire suitable for the occasion.

Donald Duck’s Family Reunion

Donald Duck is an OG in the world of Disney characters, making him a favorite not just among kids but also adults. One rarely misses the chance to see Donald at Disneyland. However, it's not every day you see him with the rest of his real-life family.

Well, it's not actually his family, but this picture is definitely one of a kind. Someone captured the fur character of Donald Duck, following a real mother duck and her three ducklings. Even though Pluto seems excited to support Donald, Goofy doesn't seem too happy about his buddy going away with a new family. Let's hope that Donald wasn't shooing the ducks away.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

The main street to Disneyland is always crowded, which means getting your picture with nothing but the castle in the background is next to impossible. Asking your loved one to marry you at such a picturesque location seems ideal, and many do so. However, the main street is not the right place for it, especially if you want a decent photo.

This couple was a tad too late to realize that as the photo of their once-in-a-lifetime moment was interrupted by a random visitor trying to cross the road. We're sure he felt guilty, but the moment had already passed. Best wishes to the couple, though.

A Clown On His Day Off

Nerves, fear, uncertainty, or joy and excitement are some anticipated emotions on a rollercoaster ride. But anger seems out of place unless someone's forced on the ride (which isn't the case). That gets us wondering what this clown is so bitter about. Shouldn't a smile be a part of his outfit, and shouldn't he be spreading laughs and delight?

Well, it seems like this "clown" didn't get a memo with his job description. He's just grumpy and has what looks like a cigarette in his mouth. However, smoking at the adventure park was banned in 2019 and is strictly restricted to designated areas, according to "Chico Enterprise-Record."

Pixie Hollow Employees Should NOT Change The Storyline

For anyone yet to visit Disneyland, Pixie Hollow is an area at the famed attraction reserved for fairies. Those fond of meeting characters like Tinker Bell and Peter Pan can find their way there. The two are best pals in the animated films, although we sense something more between these two.

Sure, people sometimes develop feelings and begin dating their work colleagues. But perhaps these two should save their lovey-dovey exchange of looks until after their shift because kids are watching! The last thing anyone needs is to mess with the innocent thoughts of the little humans who believe in fairytales.

Like Father, Like Daughter

They say a father is a daughter's first love, and if this picture doesn't prove that, we don't think anything else will. Parents would do anything in their power to ensure the happiness of their kids, and this dad didn't care if he had to put on a mermaid costume to complement his daughter's choice of attire.

Sadly, however, this father-daughter duo wouldn't have been allowed past the entrance as anyone over 14 isn't allowed to wear costumes to the park, as per "Insider." Since the reason for that rule is based on guests being confused with workers, we don't think that would've been a problem in this case.

Minnie Mouse Being A Homewrecker

It looks like Minnie Mouse was getting tired of spending her whole life with Mickey and decided to take a day to explore. Even though the man she chose is good-looking, we don't reckon it was wise to pick someone who already had a girl. Well, perhaps that's exactly what Minnie needed—some drama.

The girlfriend doesn't seem too happy that her man was stolen by a Disney character. But everyone here knows that this is all innocent fun and that nobody's trying to wreck a relationship. After all, what's the point of going to Disneyland without snapping fun and memorable pictures?

The Perfect Disney Date Doesn’t Exi-

When we look back at what a date used to mean, it's mostly about effort. From dressing up and picking one's partner up with flowers to going to a fancy restaurant and enjoying quality time, traditional dates were super romantic. But who's to say a trip to Disneyland wouldn't be?

Minus the risk of being splashed at Splash Mountain, this trio did everything right to set up a fine dining experience with bubbly. One even dressed up as a waiter, serving a perfectly cooked turkey. If there was a violinist or pianist present in the background, the date would've exceeded expectations.

Future Fairytales Be Like

Is this another creative pose for a photo, or did this guy really want to marry Gaston LeGume's character from "Beauty and the Beast?" It could be either. If it was the latter, Gaston looks like he's about to disappoint the guy with his response. It's good that Disney has heaps of characters because this guy can pop the question to his next favorite.

If this was just a pose for a unique capture, we must say that the park employee is doing a spot-on impression of Gaston. Perhaps he should have been hired for the role in the 2017 movie instead of Luke Evans.

A Once In A Lifetime Encounter

We absolutely respect pet owners who don't leave their dogs at home on special little trips like this. Unfortunately, pets aren't allowed inside the park unless they are service animals. This Labrador Retriever was one and was lucky enough to meet Mickey Mouse's fur buddy Pluto. Clearly, they're both super excited.

The good news for regular pets is that they don't have to be left home. You needn't pay big bucks for a petsitter because the Disneyland Kennel Club will watch your fur babies for the entire day for just $20, according to "Bustle." At least that way, you know they're not far away and are enjoying a partial Disney experience.

Rookie Teenager Mistake

We're glad there's a picture of this mistake so that anyone visiting Disneyland in the future can look out. This boy must've felt that wearing a Disney T-shirt was lame or childish and therefore picked an outfit of his favorite EDM musician. He probably didn't think much of it until he saw Minnie Mouse's disappointment.

Allow us to elaborate on the situation. This boy is most likely a fan of the electronic dance musician Joel Thomas Zimmerman, who goes by the name "Deadmau5" (pronounced as 'dead mouse'). As any sane person would know, you don't wear anything death-related, especially directed at the main character of the happiest place on earth.

Trips To Disneyland Are Unforgettable

The worst thing that can happen to a person at a magical place like Disney theme park is getting arrested. But hey, it happens more often than you think. While the most common reasons are carrying unauthorized items such as guns and illegal substances, theft, and violence, this collage shows us Mickey Mouse and Snow White being taken away in handcuffs.

According to Daily Mail, the two characters here are actually theme park employees, among several others, arrested for protesting against unfair wages, unaffordable healthcare, and reducing work hours. Their use of signs reading "Disney is unfaithful" and "Mickey, shame on you" are not what tourists and visitors paid to see.

An Unfamiliar Storyline

Spending her whole life locked up inside a tower means Rapunzel hasn't really had a chance to explore the world. The world had moved on when she escaped, and she may not have had the chance to experiment with her feelings and discover her personal orientation. We say so because Rapunzel's character at Disneyland looks rather intrigued by this woman's behind.

Instead of feeling envious of her beau Flynn hugging her, she is enjoying the rearview, literally. It looks like even Flynn is faking a smile because this is not the reaction he expected from her. Of course, this is just a photo and only a fabrication of the storyline.

Happiest Place On Earth, Not!

Remember the unhappy clown you saw a few minutes ago? Here, we have a female giving out the same vibes. Of course, she isn't a clown and is in regular, decent clothes. However, she doesn't seem to have any emotions whatsoever, at least not anything you'd usually expect to see on the Splash Mountain ride.

She is definitely the oddball in the ride, but what do you reckon made her that way? Our guess is that her husband refused to join her at the last minute. He may have thought it was hilarious and snapped a photo of her reaction. Her direct death stare onto the lens supports our theory.

The End Of An Era

It's bad enough when you lose one person you love dearly. We can only imagine the heartbreak when the two closest people in your life leave you. Sadly, it looks like Mickey Mouse is going through just that, as his lifelong partner Minnie seems to be moving on with his best friend, Goofy.

We bet Mickey could've made up his mind if it was somebody else. But to be deceived by Goofy life that? He must be having a very bad year. Mickey is shocked and shaken by this sudden change in his life, but we hope he recovers and finds better and more loyal friends.

Meeting His Hero

How pure is it to see a photo of this Labrador Retriever meeting his favorite Disney character? This must be the real magic at the park they keep talking about. If you look closely, you'll notice that this retriever is a training dog, specifically an autism service dog.

These dogs have been given case-specific training to provide certain tasks to help their owners with their day-to-day lives. Some of these tasks are alerting them about emergencies, helping them pick up items, aiding with sensory overload, and other mobile tasks specific to the individual. We wonder if meeting Mickey was a part of his training.

Here's Why Disneyland Is Big On Dress Code

Chip and Dale are a pair of animated chipmunks who made their debut on Private Pluto in 1943. Their mischievous deeds don't run past us in the cartoons, and the same is true about their real-life characters at Disneyland. We cannot clearly tell them apart, but one of them looks quite distracted in this picture.

The fur characters' jobs mostly involve snapping photos with the visitors. The chipmunk on our left appears to be carried away by the woman's cleavage. The more we advance on this list, the more we realize why dress code is so much of a pressing issue at the theme park.

Old Habits Die Hard

Remember when our grandparents and even parents would eagerly wait for the paperboy to drop the newspaper early morning? Most adults back then had made a habit of reading the paper on a daily to be up to date with current affairs.

Even though this trio looks like they are no more than 20, their faces show how important taking in the latest news was to them. In fact, all three of them even brought their reading glasses along to pose for this photo on the Splash Mountain ride. If the two adults at the back are their folks, they look like they've had enough of their kids' silliness.

Why Mickey Is Late For The Meet-And-Greet

If someone asks you to "get your head out of your bottom," they're asking you to be more conscious of the things happening around you. This woman may have been told that line at Disneyland, except it's not her head that's up her bottom but someone else's.

Surely, this all sounds very complicated, but the picture above might give you some clarity. Mickey Mouse, arguably the most popular fur character at the park, must be missing at his meet-and-greets because his head is stuck in this woman's bottom. We guess she had no idea Mickey was struggling to get his head out.

Flash Mountain

Disney parks all over the world are very stringent about their standards for attire. But you are most likely safe once you get past the checking area and through the entrance. When you are young, wild, and carefree, all that matters is having fun with your friends and making memories.

This group of friends was clear to display their wild side at the infamous Splash Mountain by taking off their tops. No one would've expected that, especially from the girls, for obvious reasons. Well, at the other end of the spectrum was this one female who was overly cautious and covered in plastic wrap to avoid getting wet.

Nope, Not My Parents!

Kids, amid their growth spurts (approximately between ages nine to 15), tend to take a step back from their relationship with their families. They distance themselves from their parents, feeling too cool to hang out with them.

However, when we see images like this, we wonder if the kids are sometimes right to run away from home. The answer is no, not unless you're emancipated. These two girls don't seem to want to run away. However, the teenager in orange is clearly super embarrassed by their father dipping their mother in a romantic gesture, whereas her younger sister in blue looks too stunned to speak.

Up Here!

The cheekiness of the notorious characters of Chip and Dale keeps popping up, and each photo is better than the last. The pair's love interest is Clarice, who made her screen debut on "Two Chips and a Miss" in 1952. It has been seven decades and it looks like the two are still very fond of her.

The eyes on these mascot heads are placed in such a way that it looks like they are mesmerized by Clarice's behind. However, the reality is that these heads are heavy to wear so they naturally fall forward with the gravitational pull. We hope the kids didn't notice their indecent obsession.

A Proctology Museum?

Sometimes life plays hilarious pranks on us, and we don't notice them until it's too late. Disneyland's Animal Kingdom is located at the Walt Disney World Resort in Bay Lake, Florida. This couple could be zoophilists and therefore decided to snap a memorable photo at the entrance of the Animal Kingdom.

Unfortunately, the odds weren't in their favor that day. The man's head covered a few letters in the word "animal," leaving it to appear as something relating to the rectal area. We sincerely hope the couple had a good sense of humor to laugh it off instead of being offended by the unforgiving comments of internet trolls.

Look What You Made Me Do

We tend to forget that celebrities are also human, with just as much excitement as us to enjoy the little things in life. A visit to Disneyland is one such bucket list moment from everybody's childhood. Taylor Swift is no different, and she's been to the theme park a fair few times.

In 2016, Swift's best friend Lily Aldrige invited her along on a trip to Disneyland she took with her daughter. Of course, being a celebrity, Swift had to take her bodyguard along, who didn't look too thrilled to take the rides. He looks like he's questioning Swift with her own song, "Look What You Made Me Do.”

Creatively Obscene

If this is a family of three, with the father, mother, and daughter, everything about this photo seems awkward. This mother-daughter duo has creatively used their female body parts to give us a 3D view of Mickey and Minnie Mouse on their tops.

It looks like a DIY project, completed by stuffing padding to shape the characters' faces. While it's both fun and creative, the obscenity of the outfits may not be ideal for Disneyland, which is crowded with children. What if a kid sees this outfit and throws a fit asking for one in a smaller size? That's going to be one awkward situation to deal with.

Mickey's Post-Breakup Smoking Addiction

A few moments ago, we watched Mickey Mouse's love story shatter because of a third party. Well, it looks like he has found an unhealthy coping mechanism—smoking. According to research carried out by the "University of Cincinnati," men tend to start drinking after divorce.

An Australian study found that even non-smokers or light smokers begin smoking post-divorce as a means of self-medicating. The tunnel system at Disney World in Florida was introduced in 1971 to help employees move across the park undetected by visitors. It looks like this Mickey Mouse fur character is using this concealed space to puff some smoke.

The Rock's Smash At The Splash

What's the point of spending hours at the gym every day if you cannot flex your muscles whenever, wherever? Of course, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson also gets to make millions from the acting jobs he lands due to his looks. But he also didn't miss the chance to flaunt his biceps while riding the popular Splash Mountain at Disneyland.

Yes, you read that right! Even The Rock needs to channel his inner child and enjoy a fun day once in a while. Johnson also visited the park for a meet-and-greet in 2021 to promote the movie "Jungle Cruise," along with co-star Emily Blunt.

Families That Shower Together Stay Together

A ten-minute-long ride on a log flume, Splash Mountain is one of the most popular rides at Disneyland. It is also one that produces some epic photos as visitors like to get particularly creative on it. Its name is derived from the fact that there's a splash of water that gets the riders drenched by the end.

Anyone planning to take this ride may have to bring a change of clothes, although this family went the extra mile and brought everything they'd need to complete their usual shower routine. From a razor and shaving foam to shower caps and a loofah, this family knew to get a unique picture.

The Wildest Ride

It's normal to be nervous when riding a rollercoaster. The terrifying speed, insane turns, and steep descents can instill fear in children and adults alike. However, anyone rarely thinks about the possibility of a bird hitting them in the face. We're sure these people didn't either.

The wild ride turned quite literal in no time as a seagull lost its way and hit this pair. The photo was shot probably a millisecond before impact. These occurrences are so rare that no one would've believed these guys when they told the tale. Luckily for them, they had this picture to back their story up. Thankfully, none of them were hurt.

Even A Disney Trip Can Become A Nightmare

The best souvenirs anyone can have from a trip to Disneyland are the photos, especially those captured with the fur characters. While adults are aware that inside these mascots are just another human working for a wage, kids believe that they're meeting the actual characters from the fairytales.

Disney has clear and strict rules when it comes to their cast members' costumes. Taking off the character heads at any time, except in an emergency, can cost them their jobs. However, we found this old picture in which an employee's face is visible. Imagine being a kid and finding out that Pinocchio is actually the strange old lady living down the street!

Dad's Just Not In The Mood

Almost all parents love their kids more than anything else and would swear to do anything to keep them happy. However, your child's happiness can sometimes come in the shape of a children's game that you find super boring.

While many might argue that Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin is anything but dull, this father doesn't think that's the case. After all, he is already half asleep while his son appears to be having the best day of his life, shooting imaginary aliens. The kid may not have been happy seeing his dad's non-enthusiasm in this photo, but he'll definitely reminisce on this memory and have a laugh someday.

Man's Contemplating His Life Choices

This is not the kind of energy we are looking for in someone visiting Disneyland. The possibilities for this man's poor mood are endless. Perhaps like many others, he popped the question to his lover and got rejected, he could be a worn-out dad just taking a minute to himself, or he could be really sleepy from a day full of activities.

He seems to have nodded off while riding on Splash Mountain, which is clearly not a great idea as he would be hit with a wave of water in no time. His rain poncho wouldn't do him any good when it does.

Trashy And Flashy On The Splashy

Visiting the Disney theme park with your college friends is all fun and games until the girls want to get a little trashy and flashy if you know what we mean. While there are many a thing they could've done to make a memorable photo, these girls talked about flashing their bras to the camera while sliding down Splash Mountain.

This is undoubtedly a planned pose as the four girls are also wearing similar sunglasses. While we're glad they still had undergarments on, we hope no kid saw this unusual incident. After all, no parent wants to answer their toddlers' questions about half-dressed women.

Disneyland Doesn't Give You Magical Powers

We can certainly expect kids to decide their future ambitions when they visit Disneyland. Some might want to be Mickey Mouse when they grow up, while others might want to sell candy at the park. But you wouldn't anticipate seeing a fully grown adult trying what is probably the first handstand of her life while there.

We guess she saw some somersault stunts and had the sudden urge to pursue it as a career. Perhaps this was her way of ensuring that she knew the basics before filling out a job application form. We only hope she didn't hurt herself in the process.

The First Time Is The Most Memorable

There are thousands of firsts that someone experiences during their lifetime. It could be anything from the first kiss, first date, or the first flight, and people usually remember them for the longest time, if not forever. But not all of these first times are good experiences.

This seems to be the first time the kid in the pink raincoat is riding a rollercoaster. She looks terrified and is almost instantly regretting getting on it. She must have had a good laugh when she saw the look on her own face in the photo. It's one memorable experience, and she's lucky to have the snap to remember it by.

Calling In Sick

People may have been allowed to take their gadgets on rollercoasters in the past, but in the present, almost all parks restrict riders from taking any loose items that can fall off and cause accidents. This looks like an old picture, so this guy talking on the phone while others are enjoying the ride could've actually happened.

What do you reckon was so urgent that he risked dropping his phone to take the call? We guess he forgot to apply for a day off in advance and ended up having to call in sick when his boss called. Hopefully, he wasn't fired when this picture came out.

Gotta Protect The Assets

Pictures captured at Splash Mountain don't fail to make us gasp or make us laugh. It's always one or the other. But we're unsure how to feel about this one, not knowing the circumstances. Judging by the look on the woman's face, it could just be her boyfriend helping her keep her head up.

Well, he's not holding her head, which makes this picture PG-16. He is grabbing her by her breasts, which raises a new concern. Is he really her lover or some stranger on the ride? If it's the latter, he could've ended up in jail.

The Mad Chatter

Here lies Alice, away from the Queen of Hearts, the Mad Hatter, and the Cheshire Cat, free of any worries. This pretty blonde girl is a Disneyland cast member, portraying the title character of "Alice in Wonderland" at the park. Someone, most probably a co-worker, snapped this candid photo of her chatting with someone during a break at work.

Perhaps the photographer had been interested in her and decided to click a picture of her from this angle. Despite their interest, clicking a photo of someone without their consent could be deemed creepy. We hope this "Mad Chatter" didn't mind it.

But First, Monopoly

There's a good chance teenage boys believe they are too cool to visit Disneyland, let alone enjoy the rides. In that case, what's one way to show that you are too cool to be excited about riding Splash Mountain? Pretending to play Monopoly with the gang should do it.

That's precisely what this bunch is doing. Clearly, the log fume of the ride and its seating arrangements do not coordinate with the group. Still, the boys are trying so hard to hold the gameboard and cards mid-ride without dropping them. How'd they roll the dice is the next big question.

Vintage Mermaid Pod

The quality of this photo alone proves that it was taken at least a couple of decades back. Also, an older person who has been a Disney fan since its early days would know that live mermaids only existed at the theme park between 1959 and 1967, according to "Duchess of Disneyland."

They were called Lagoon Mermaids and spent their shifts lounging on the rocks and swimming around Submarine Voyage. Unfortunately, due to the high contents of chlorine in the water, the live mermaids at the attraction had to go. It was reportedly affecting the health and lifespan of those females.

What's Minnie Upto?

It looks like the characters who play Minnie Mouse at all Disney parks cannot be trusted. We saw one of them leaving Mickey for Goofy, and now this! These images are from a video at the staging area in Disneyland Paris. It was released in 2006, causing quite a stir due to the characters' behavior.

Even Minnie in Paris has gotten involved with Goofy, and they were seen behaving pretty indecently in the video. You can see Mickey at the back in the first photo, catching the two in the act. Poor Mickey's had his heart broken on different continents.